Mike's Top Ten Favorite Iron Man Armors!

Marvel's new Invincible Iron Man series by Brian Michael Bendis and David Marquez will launch this week as the centerpiece of the company's latest soft reboot. Tony Stark's newest suit, as designed by David Marquez, will possess the ability to convert into different specialty armors and alter its shape and color scheme accordingly.

Hmm...does that sound familiar to anyone?

(Wailing metal guitar riff)

In whatever case, I thought I'd take this opportunity to list my top ten favorite Iron Man armors as of this date and time! My only criteria for this list was that Tony Stark had to have a hand in developing it to count, but otherwise anything else goes!

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10. Ultimate Iron Man

First Appearance: Ultimates Vol. 1 # 1 (2002)

I'm not the hugest fan of the Ultimates, but I must admit I found Mark Millar's schlocky antics entertaining on the first go-around. Nowadays, I look back at his first Ultimates run and kinda cringe at the topical references and what my fellow Fanhole Derek would label as Millar's “shock jock” storytelling. However, one thing that has remained impressive to this day is Bryan Hitch's art.

I've always liked Hitch's primary Ultimate Iron Man armor design. I guess the best way to describe it is “familiar but different”. All the basic elements of an Iron Man armor are there, but Hitch reinterprets them in new and interesting ways. I especially like the more rounded helmet and the blocky, less human foot-shaped boots. I was disappointed that the Marvel Legends figure just gave him more standard boots, but at least the Marvel Select figure reproduces them faithfully.

Thankfully, Tony being covered in weird goo after removing the armor was NOT reproduced for those toys.

Can you believe that Tony drinks twenty-two martinis and designs seventy-eight new armors while inside this thing on a Tuesday afternoon?  Oh my friggin' god!  Incest!!!

9. “Neo-Classic” Iron Man 

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol. 1 # 231 (1988) 

Tony upgraded to this suit at the end of the classic Armor Wars arc. Its color layout and basic design cues clearly evoke the original red-and-yellow armor, but it certainly looks much more intimidating and modernized.

It looked especially great being drawn by John Romita Jr, who rendered it as being much bulkier than previous artists. I don't think Armor Wars II is that great of a story, but the art in it certainly left an impression on me, and that's assuredly because of Romita Jr.'s rendition of the Neo-Classic armor. My fellow Fanhole Tony Jackson is fond of referring to this suit as the “Boots Armor”, and you can definitely see why in Romita Jr.'s interpretation of it.

I'll stomp you, caption!!!

8. “Overload” Iron Man

First Appearance: What If? Vol. 2 # 64 (1994)

I like to call this the “Liege Maximo” armor, having been designed by legendary Transformers artist Geoff Senior. It does not resemble your traditional Iron Man armor AT ALL...but it worked for the story it appeared in. It is so huge that Tony can actually use it as a HOUSE if he wants, which is basically what happens at the end of the single issue it appeared in. The Overload armor positions itself in orbit and becomes a satellite, with Tony watching over the Earth forever as its guardian.

The scene that made me think this armor was super-badass was when Tony grabbed Magneto's force-bubble between his mitts...and popped it like a zit.

Maybe this armor is made of wood.

7. Marvel Now! Iron Man 

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol. 5 # 1 (2012)

Whenever a superhero gets a new, black costume, it almost inevitably looks sleek and cool, and Iron Man is no exception. The “Now!” armor takes many elements from the movie version of Iron Man's armor, to the point where the Marvel Legends toy of it is just a redeco/retool of the Iron Man 2 Mark VI release. However, different artists tended to emphasize or de-emphasize the movie aesthetic based on their own personal tastes.

Much like Spider-Man's symbiotic costume, this armor also takes on a liquid form and can cover Tony's body at his mental command. It was a slight improvement over the Extremis armor, except Tony himself was no longer superhuman.

He still carries it in a briefcase, so is that really an upgrade?

  

6. War Machine (Original)

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol. 1 # 282 (1992)

This is what I like to term the “proto-War Machine” armor. It is distinguishable from the version James Rhodes first wore by its lack of chest “uni-beam” projector. It looks a bit boxier and more unrefined than Rhodey's armor, which I actually find more appealing. Its weaponry just seems more...apparent in this version than later iterations. It also has a light saber built into the gauntlet, which is frickin' cool.

I always thought it was funny that Tony specifically donned this armor to fight and then team-up with the Masters of Silence...a bunch of stealthy ninja types.

Ninja say- make bad joke and carry a bunch of firepower.

5. Hulkbuster Iron Man

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol. 1 # 305 (1994)

I ain't afraid of no Hulk.

Let's face it; the concept of Tony Stark getting into his armor, then getting into a BIGGER suit of armor will always be pretty badass. While he initially created this armor as a deterrent against the Hulk in the comics, the Hulkbuster can also be seen as simply one of the biggest guns in Tony's arsenal. In the 90s cartoon's adaptation of Armor Wars, this is the suit that Tony brings out in the end to take on Justin Hammer's anti-Iron Man drone, Firepower. It was quite the unexpected and badass reveal and a memorable scene from that series.

I'm off to take down big business with my BIGGER business. Rhodey, Julia...tape my shows.

There's obviously been a number of different versions of the Hulkbuster, and I wanted to narrow it down to one choice for this entry. I ended up deciding the movie incarnation of the Hulkbuster was the best representation for one main reason; it actually busted the Hulk! Usually, the Hulkbuster armor is portrayed as a delaying tactic at best, and the Hulk will eventually prevail over it. But in Age of Ultron, Tony apparently manages to finally score a KO with it! Or at least wins via cutaway...I think he'll take that.

EPIC SCIENCE BRO FIST!!!

I also dig the parts-swapping and replacement from its delivery system, and of course, its amusing code-name “Veronica”. Cuz ya see...Bruce Banner was in love with a girl named Betty and...well, you get it. Or wait...does that even make sense? It's not like Veronica was bad for Archie or...aaagh, don't think about it.

4. War Machine (Initiative) 

First Appearance: Avengers: The Initiative # 1 (2007)

 The “Initiative” War Machine armor was developed by Tony Stark for his good friend James Rhodes, and actually uses Stane technology instead of Stark. This little bit of foresight on Tony's behalf allowed James Rhodes to continue to operate even if all Starktech was disabled, which of course it WAS during Secret Invasion.

I always thought this get-up was a nice companion to Tony's Extremis armor, both visually and conceptually. You can obviously see the design elements in common with the Extremis armor, especially in the helmet design. However, whereas Tony's Extremis upgrade immeasurably improves his vitality and makes him more than human, this War Machine armor is basically a life support system for the man inside it. James Rhodes sustained near-fatal injuries and lost his arms and legs in a terrorist attack. His good pal Tony Stark saved his life and made him into a cyborg. Throughout Avengers: The Initiative and his solo series by Greg Pak, he was basically a pseudo-Deathlok. 

Hey, maybe I can get on Agents of SHIE- AHAHAHAHA, no.

Rhodey would eventually get better, being plugged into a cloned body of himself in perfect health by the end of that story, but I did find that setup ironic. At a time when Tony Stark had become more metahuman than ever before, Jim Rhodes was also distanced from his own humanity, albeit in a lot harsher and visceral manner. Rather appropriate for the two characters; Tony does things the easy way and Jim does things the hard way.

But I love this armor design, specifically how it was originally drawn by Stefano Caselli. I love the holo displays and targeting scopes that pop up with the weapons are live. And of course, when shit gets real, Rhodey can truly live up to his name.

I...I can see you're upset, Mr. Howard, but we still need to cut your pay for Iron Man 2.

3. Extremis Iron Man

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol. 4 # 5 (2006)

With its sleek, elegant design and updating of the classic Iron Man theme, you can see why it lasted awhile and enjoys a place in many cross-media portrayals. This was also the armor that most of the inspiration for the movie version was drawn.

As mentioned in the last entry, the man inside was changed as well, as Tony Stark had himself injected with the Extremis bio-enhancement. This gave him a healing factor, complete telekinetic control of his armor, and the ability to remotely access virtually any computer system.

SPACE TONY IZ WATCHING U SHOWER.

It was such a massive upgrade to Iron Man's power set, and yet it seemingly hamstrung writers most of the time into coming up with ways to disable or screw with his Extremis abilities. Several of the following stories, like “Execute Program”, the return of the Mandarin, and Secret Invasion all had Tony's new powers go haywire, be suppressed or even controlled. Eventually, the Extremis was purged from his own system, although Tony would deal with Extremis-enhanced enemies several more times.

Thankfully, he has a taser now.

 So all in all, his Extremis powers were probably more trouble than they were worth. Still, it was a badass armor design, a faithful updating of the usual Iron Man theme, and one can see why it is ingrained in many people's minds as their mental image of the character.

2. “Renaissance” Iron Man 

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol. 3 # 1 (1998)

Tony traded in Rob Liefeld and smokestacks for this little number. At first, I didn't have any strong feelings about this design, but it certainly grew on me as I read more and more stories featuring it. I started to appreciate things like the return of the “pointy” mask, and the Tron-like detailing around the collar and arms.

I know my fellow Fanhole Derek doesn't much care for the story, but the Renaissance armor also served as an effective “villain” of sorts in Joe Quesada and Sean Chen's “Man in the Iron Mask” storyline. While the story gave the Y2K bug as the laughable reason the AI went rogue, it would eventually be retconned as Ultron having infected it with a version of its intelligence.

I had strings, but now I'm FREE-KING SCARY.

When portrayed like this, the design takes on quite the menacing air, and the story certainly left an impression on me when Tony had to break out his trusty old Modular armor to fight it.

Oh god, help me, Tron Bonne!!!

Eventually this armor became a shell that stored an AI essence of Tony's deceased mentor, Ho Yinsen. Yinsen's consciousness had been plugged into it by a cult that worshiped him, and aggghhh, I don't wanna get into it. Ho Yinsen's comic book history is pretty nightmarish and up there with Cable's in terms of convoluted, contradictory continuity. Try saying that three times fast!!!

But speaking of the Modular armor... 

1. Modular Iron Man

First Appearance: Iron Man Vol.1 # 300 (1994)

My favorite run of Iron Man comics features this armor, and it probably is the most recognized and iconic of the armors Tony used in the 90s. It showed up most prominently in the Capcom fighting games and appeared (after a fashion) in the 90s cartoon.

Like many, I was a bigger fan of the more stylized second season version of this design. I like to refer to it as the “Red Sky” cartoon Iron Man, after the similar slimming down and simplifying done to Batman's character design in the fourth season of Batman the Animated series. The loss of the dorky “mouth” slot certainly was a massive improvement and some might liken it to the elimination of the yellow oval under Batman's chest symbol. Just a simpler and more visually-effective look.

I like Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark, as most people do, but second season Robert Hays is probably my favorite portrayal of the character. He was doing constant snark and sarcasm as Tony Stark LONG before RDJ. This, combined with the sleek look of this version of the Modular armor, left me with a lot of fondness for the second season of the 90s cartoon.

He lost a mouth, but gained a mullet.

The Modular armor does have the unfortunate “honor” of featuring in Force Works, the mention of which probably sends shudders down the spine of many long-time comic fans. However, I fondly recall many Len Kaminski stories featuring this suit in the main Iron Man title and especially enjoyed him taking a lot of shots at the “popular kids” of the day while wearing this armor.

Take that, Venom!

Take that, Wolverine!

Take that, Night Thrasher and Thundersr- hmmm...I guess they can't afford to be taken down anymore pegs...

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So there we have it! My top ten favorite Iron Man armors! There are others I like, but these immediately came to mind. Comments? Questions?

- Mike

Fanholes Episode # 129: Get Caught Up In The Me

It's the start of Avengers Month at Fanholes! Each week in May, we have chosen an Avengers-related story to discuss! First up; Hawkeye and Mockingbird # 1 - # 6!



Fanholes Episode # 129: Get Caught Up In The Me

Fanholes Side Story # 22: Adaptoid Or Die

It's no secret that we here at Fanholes are all of us quite critical of one Brian Michael Bendis and his work in the medium of comical booklets.  I think it's fair to say that he is a competent and talented writer, but Marvel tends to miscast him, especially when it comes to team books.  I feel like Bendis' strengths lie in comics with a much smaller cast, or which focus on a single protagonist, like Daredevil or Ultimate Spider-Man.

The Fanholes and myself are particularly harsh on Bendis' substantial run on Avengers.  While I think his run was extremely healthy for the franchise and no doubt contributed to lighting the fuse for the explosive popularity the Avengers enjoy today, the stories themselves are...well...pretty weak overall.

His characterization, plotting, and grasp of continuity have always seemed below-par to me and while Mr. Bendis is usually lauded for his “realistic” dialogue...I just don't often see it in this work.  My fellow Fanhole Derek is often fond of describing scenes where more than three characters talk to each other as “everyone having the same neurotic Bendis-voice”.  Obviously, this isn't ALWAYS the case, but it certainly is noticeable a not-inconsiderable amount of the time and after you've read enough Bendis...the “same-y” dialogue patterns are almost impossible to ignore.

Still, Bendis does have good days for me, and that's what I'm writing about here.  I thought I'd switch the flip for once and write about what is probably my personal favorite Bendis Avengers tale...that being New Avengers Annual # 1 (Vol. 1).

I'll start off by saying that the art by Olivier Coipel is strong as always.  While not a personal favorite artist of mine, I'm always glad to see his stuff.  He handles everything pretty well, especially action sequences, and this issue allowed him to showcase some lighter touches as well.

Now, as for the story, I will go page-by-page, making points as I see them and summarizing when I think it is necessary to elaborate.  Here we go!

*We start off with a dangling plot point from Bendis' first New Avengers arc- Yelena Belova, the second Black Widow.  She was nearly burned to death at the end of that story by an inexplicably fire-breathing Sauron.  She's been taken in by Hydra and offered a means of revenge on the Avengers, who she unfortunately blames for her injuries.

This uh...doesn't make a whole lot of sense when you think about it, considering Sauron is the one who hurt and disfigured her.  It's not like it was unprovoked either- Yelena was the one who sniped Sauron in the head, causing him to go berserk and burn her in the first place. 

I guess she graduated from the Eddie Brock School of My-Toe-Was-Stubbed-So-I-Hate-You-Forever.

Yelena Belova is a certain type of character that Bendis seems to like utilizing.  A relatively-new entry in the Marvel universe that probably would have faded into obscurity had he not done something with them.  Echo, Sentry, and the Hood all belong to this club as well.  I appreciate the sentiment, but I feel like Bendis usually goes in a different direction with these newer characters than perhaps what the original creators intended.

Annny-way, she's given the powers of the Super-Adaptoid, an android created by A.I.M. that can copy the abilities of anyone it fights.  The original Super-Adaptoid was just an artificial construct powered by a sliver of a Cosmic Cube, but here its abilities are bestowed upon a human.  A neat concept, although Bendis would rehash it years later with Norman Osborn, where it just came off as a tad silly.

This is a thing that happened.

Enough about Grape Goblin Hulk, I'm trying to be positive here!  Whatever her mixed-up motivations are, Yelena Belova serves as a decent bad guy with a believable power level to challenge the team for this issue, and that's what's important.

*We have a lovely scene of the New Avengers and their supporting cast members chilling in Stark Tower together.  This was really the first time I felt like this team was starting to feel like a “family” or whatever gloopy description you'd want to use.  For once, it didn't seem weird to see Aunt May, Wolverine, and Luke Cage in the same room together.  Ms. Marvel is also there, and I was wondering if Bendis was going to add her to the team full-time.  Spider-Woman was the only other regular female presence at the time, and I wasn't a huge fan of her to begin with.  Plus, I like Carol Danvers in general, and the presence of another classic Avenger was very welcome.

*Speaking of Spider-Woman, while I've never really warmed to her as a character, this issue contains possibly one of the only times I could relate to her.

She's just being prudent.  The baby might puke being that close to her garish costume.

Heh, yeah...I kinda have that reaction to babies too.  Of course, we now know that this Jessica Drew was a Skrull, but I guess you can count it as a Spider-Woman moment considering how deeply those Skrulls “became” the people they replaced.

*Jessica Jones consents to marry Luke Cage in this issue.  I've never read Alias or really ever been a big fan of Luke Cage in general, but it's nice that Bendis can get his pet characters together.  They're still married as of this writing, which is also nice...but we all know how Marvel eventually treats marriages, don't we?

*Down at the entrance to Stark Tower, Tony Stark, Cap, and the Sentry have a little meet-and-greet with the mayor of New York to ease some of his misgivings about the Avengers having a headquarters in the city.  The action kicks off on the very next page, which is pretty impressive for Bendis.  “Yelenadaptoid” attacks them and in a great visual, those still on the thirty-sixth floor of Avengers Tower see the Sentry limply fly up past their windows.

Comics 101:  If the Superman equivalent is down, you KNOW it's serious!

The others leap into action, and it is a little thing, but I'm glad Ms. Marvel is the one to call out “Avengers Assemble!”, because the rest of those guys are still posers and haven't earned that right yet!

Okay, okay, maybe I'm being harsh, but still...it was something I took note of.

*Another great visual- I noted before how Olivier Coipel is good at action sequences...well, the chase sequence that occurs when Captain America tries to escape Belova in a car with the mayor in tow is pretty nicely laid out.  I particularly love the panel of Yelena running along the side of a building after copying Spider-Woman.

Probably safer than driving in New York City.

*Bendis has an unfortunate tendency to write Spider-Man like a goofball, or basically just like his inexperienced Ultimate-self instead of his more savvy and confident 616-self.  But he really seems to avoid that in this issue and has Spider-Man be the one to figure out how to defeat “Belovadaptoid”.

On top of that, Spider-Man really busts his ass saving his teammates this issue.  He's just damned useful and effective throughout the entire story.

Everybody gets one.  Except if you have boobs.

Peter Parker's humor is also pretty spot-on in this issue and doesn't rely too heavily on him being self-deprecating, which I feel like Bendis does tend to do sometimes.

Butts don't hit back.

*Based on Peter's suggestions, Tony busts out the “Iron Legion” to confuse Yelena's Adaptoid powers.  Not the first time he's done this, but it's always cool to see.  I'd imagine Iron Man 3's climactic battle drew some inspiration from this particular scene.

Tony's holding Pepper Potts in reserve in case this fails.

*The Sentry delivers the finishing touches to Yelena by summoning his dark half, the Void, which overwhelms and subdues her for good.  Considering all Sentry did in this issue was have his powers copied and get tossed around, it was nice that he managed to contribute to the victory.  Plus, he turned his weakness into an advantage for once.

I do appreciate the fact that Bendis had every member of the team get their licks in during this battle.

*So after Yelena has been subdued, Hydra hits a kill-switch and she explodes.  Of course, exploding is usually a minor inconvenience for a comic book character, and Yelena would show up alive again eventually.  Most currently, she was part of A.I.M.'s new ruling council in the second volume of Secret Avengers, with her Adaptoid powers intact.  Of course, as is the case with many characters with a large power set, she seems no longer able to take on a full team of superheroes anymore.  

Ah well...she can go cry with Count Nefaria, Graviton, and Exodus.

Okay, maybe not Exodus.

I don't have strong feelings about Yelena Belova as a character one way or the other, but at least she was a nice disposable villain for this Annual.

*Iron Man showcases an intense distrust of Spider-Woman, and wonders if she has anything to do with the shape-changing enemy that just attacked them.  You're on the right track, Tony!  You're just tying her to the wrong set of enemies.

*Luke Cage and Jessica Jones finally tie the knot at the end of the issue, with Stan Lee presiding over the ceremony (of course).  I remember that when I first read this issue, I thought something was seriously off about this wedding.  That being that Luke Cage's best friend and bro-in-arms, Danny Rand AKA Iron Fist, seemed to be nowhere in evidence!  I've joked on the podcast that Bendis probably didn't even know who Iron Fist WAS at that point, but logically I know that can't possibly be true.

Re-reading it now, I can only assume this dude here next to Carol Danvers is supposed to be Danny, but there's no mention of him in the actual text of the comic.

Forget Danny Rand, why's Foggy Nelson so down?

Poor guy doesn't even get to be in the wedding photo even if Carol does, and she's not technically a “New” Avenger at this point either!

Just for fun, I thought I'd provide a little update to the people in this photo in light of current continuity-

In the current day version of this picture, Peter Parker's face is all blurry and unidentifiable.

So that about wraps it up.  This Annual was right on the edge of Civil War kicking off, so this incarnation of the team would never really be together like this again.  It is a shame, because when I read this the first time, I thought Bendis was finally going to get a handle on the balance of this team and how to write a team book in general.  This is definitely my favorite Avengers tale with his name attached, and I thought I should give him some props for it.

Unfortunately, virtually none of his other Avengers stuff really left me with the same sense of satisfaction, but that would be another whole series of articles.  And even I wouldn't torture myself so.

-Mike

Fanholes Episode # 109: J-Son Of Planet Durrrrr

To celebrate the film release of Guardians of the Galaxy, the Fanholes talk about the various comic incarnations of the Marvel cosmic super-team!

Fanholes Episode # 109: J-Son Of Planet Durrrrr

Fanholes Episode # 98: The Plan Is Get Out Of The Fetal Position, Mister!

This week is an All-Captain America episode to tie-in with the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier! The Fanholes have a bitch session about the Age of Ultron featuring Captain America and then they discuss the first year of the Marvel Now! Captain America comic book!

Fanholes Episode # 98: The Plan Is Get Out Of The Fetal Position, Mister!

Fanholes Episode # 44: Bring Back Thor's Titty Discs!

Assemble for the all-Avengers episode of Fanholes! Listen and learn the Fanholes' favorite and least-favorite Avengers team members, stories, and eras, as well as their thoughts on the various Avengers cartoons.

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Fanholes Episode # 44: Bring Back Thor's Titty Discs!



You can check out Derek's entire Top Ten Favorite Avengers Comics List here!